I know you're thinking about suicide after LaMarcus Aldridge tore the Bulls a new one tonight. It's okay, that Tyrus Thomas didn't turn out to be a bust or anything. This is why you should put the gun down. Because the Bulls decided to take the bum and cancer known as Tyrus Thomas, the Bulls were terrible and ended up lucking out and getting Derrick Rose who I'd take over Aldridge any day of the week.
But wait, might want to put that gun back up to your temple because you made a huge mistake this offseason. All reports this offseason indicated that the Bulls had NO INTEREST whatsoever in All-Star and MVP candidate Amar'e Stoudamire because he can't play defense and he's injury prone. The good news is, Carlos Boozer is neither of those. Boozer has been totally healthy this year (minus the bag incident) and he's been great on defense (just don't watch him and you'll think this). I think Boozer has been good this year on offense and has been the best low post presence the Bulls have had in a long time but we should have signed Amar'e instead. The fact that the Bulls showed no effort in Amar'e this offseason just proves what a worthless and stupid organization we have. Don't worry folks, I'm sure John Paxson will make a move to put the Bulls over the top before the trade deadline because his track record shows he doesn't cling to his players and he knows Derrick Rose needs help. Oh wait, his track record does show that he clings to his players. We're fucked. Sorry.
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